Usually, self-beautification falls to the individual in question: get plastic surgery (or botox, peels, various fillers, lipo); seek out dark restaurants; become a movie-star and only appear when airbrushed.

All of these procedures are expensive or otherwise prohibitive (dark restaurants all day long?). They can also go wrong and be difficult to reverse: Joan Rivers is a case in point.

Instead of trying to please the whole world by smoothing the wrinkles out of your forehead, just please the one who loves you by buying them a set of Photoshop Lenses.

Photoshop Lenses are discreet contact lenses that filter your view using a set of software controls similar to those in the Photoshop tool bar. By adjusting the controls (carried on a credit-card sized remote control panel that slips in the wallet), the wearer can dim you, clone you, erase you, give you a glowing outline, or, simply smooth out some of your rockier edges. The lenses are easy to calibrate against one particular subject, and you can reset calibration at any time.

These are especially helpful for handling that phase in a marriage when the husband leaves his wife for a younger woman. Wearing Photoshop Lenses, he will always see the woman he married, no matter what the rest of the world sees. So long as he sleeps with the lenses in, his desire to stray will be curtailed.